Earthly sufferings.

holla once again to our newly-recruited fanbase and other avid daily readers. indeed it has been some time, but unknown to many, the World of Bigbros has been rocked by a few major incidents. as affairs of the underworld are not openly publicised to the general public, it is with discretion and assumed-confidentiality that i'm sharing this with you on this highly exclusive & private domain.


in the past, bigbros have never been plagued by any form of illnesses and diseases. the World of Bigbros has always been free of all Earthly sufferings, despair, disappointments. but after a particular incident, things were never the same.. let me tell you a story:


once upon a time, the scene was set in NTU, X kor was walking along South Spine. then he walk walk walk then he met this girl. he thought normal girl then he thought 'wah , jude jude.' as uncontainable-lust blinded his highly-discerning nature, he didn't realise that she was actually the 美如天仙阿里巴巴什么都管女神(pretty-like-anything-alibaba-everything-also-care-female-diety)。hence, he went forward and used the World of Bigbros Jio Chai Mi Ji Method 1, the Head Manoeuvre. for the uninitiated, the following is a brief preview:


step1) force your eyes Wide open and always maintain 1 eye at 110% of the other eye. Tilt your head with the bigger eye towards your prey. do not smile. stare intensely(ala scolfield in prison break) below is a graphical illustration:

step2) jiggle your head following this beat: back & forth 2 times in a sec, break for 2 secs. do 3 reps to complete 1 set. repeat set if necessary.


normally when X kor utilises this method, at the 2nd rep he would have totally swept the helplessly innocent girl off her feet, to a never before experienced realm. But! this was no normal girl. so she played along and told X kor "ehh. you damn beng leh." X kor was taken aback. no one has ever spoken to him in this way. how can someone confuse the high profiled underworld bigbros of the World of Bigbros with the xiao hun hun ahbengs of the voiddecks. nevermind. he liked the challenge. he entered into his 2nd phase of assault. he decided to jump the gun and employ the World of Bigbros Jio Chai Mi Ji Method 4, the Negs (negative remarks).

Lo and behold, he didn't know he was up against 美如天仙阿里巴巴什么都管女神, and she went on to cast an irreversible spell on World of Bigbros. The End.


as a result of this, a certain Y kor has been down with fever and Z kor has been down with stomach flu. N.B. stomach flu really no joke, seriously down for 3 days 3 nights of vomiting and diarrhoea, tested and proven by Z kor. we at World of Bigbros are now able to better understand your Earthly pains and sufferings, and relate to you on a more personal level. maybe we should thank X kor.


[the above story is entirely based on real events and happenings in NBS. any resemblance to persons is, however, still purely coincidental and highly regrettable.]