Thursday, September 27, 2007

"Nan ren bu huai, nue ren bu ai"

remember the times when 'recess' was synonymous with fun and euphoria? when we will countdown to the recess bell, and rush to play coca-cola1,2,3, court soccer, 5 stones(okay i never played that). why is the recess week we're having so different; it doesn't have to be as carefree, but it's laden with projects, readings, quizzes. QUIZ can, on a friday of recess week.


as World of Bigbros debunked the myth "Recess is a time of merrymaking and freedom", the recent drilling of Eminem's lyrics into my subconscious self brought me to another wildly debatable saying.."nan ren bu huai, nue ren bu ai". is it just a grandbigbro's tale, or is there truth in the saying. World of Bigbros seek to enlighten our fans.

first&foremost, my biz law tutor taught me to define the objects of discussion. how huai is huai? if your nan ren is a deranged killer,

and he slices you up and serve you on a platter on your first date, it is safe to assume there is no way you can ai him. and if the only huai things he does is to whisper suggestive, naughty ideas, and you go 'si xiang! ni hao huai oh!' then i guess it's too trivial for discussion.
so, who is a huai nan ren? to narrow our scope , we shall randomly list a few of these badboys from a wide spectrum of our society.


so do the nue ren really ai these guys? looking at the case of Chan Ho Nam v Smartie (1996) miss stammer was indeed infatuated with the Zha Fit of Hung Hing, and eventually even died for him. this is further backed by the case of San Ji v Priest's Daughter (1997), where karenmok bo hiu lan her dad and followed san ji all the way. next we shall examine the case of Kidrok v P. and erson (2003), where the object of Borat's desire was quoted as saying "i feel like im finally free, im in love. im happy". the most recent will be the case of Indra v 3girls at fongseng (2007[27/9]) where indra's entrance at fongseng was greeted by the affectionate squeals of delight and "indra!!(up 7 keys at kbox)" this was followed by a heart-to-3hearts talk at the 4-seater table so strategically planned by the 3girls. totally smittened by glib-talker-indra's smooth talk, the 3girls refused to relinquish the possession of the heartthrob who once blazed the podiums of mambo nights, but now shifts his attention to girls of ntu chem engin.

however as we delve deeper into this issue, World of Bigbros feel that for a more wholesome discussion, we should include more random badboys for a wider probability spread.
looking at the case of Ronow v Abi (2002-200?) where the latest development involved Ronow finally plucking up enough courage and after getting advice from ladies-man-Neck, sending an sms "i have something to confess.." only to be harshly shot down with a reply of "what? that you're gay?" then lets examine Edwin Tian Der Sar v XXX (2004) where he was the victim of a case of got-goalkeeper-still-can-score where his inadequate goalie skills showed, not only during recent games where he made random shouts of "Keeper!!", only to let the striker nip the ball and score. and more recently Edwin Tian Der Sar v Miss Tight (2007) where his declarations of affection fell on deaf ears, and indeed there was no ai.

in view of the above-discussed points and all available evidence, World of Bigbros hereby declare that "nan ren bu huai, nue ren bu ai"......is indeed a wildly debatable saying. then again bigbros never have to worry about being good or huai, as "Bigbros from World of Bigbros, nue ren dou ai".



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