the Ladies man.

i don't know if i should even write this post. writing about this man will undoubtedly raise the bar for the rest of us normal men, and set the expectations right up there. but as main editor of such a popular portal here in World of Bigbros, i feel socially obliged to share the wonders and traits of this great man, this ladies man, Neck [ni-eee-ecck].

raising the bar even in Cambodia.

always one step ahead and being at the forefront of fasion is what Neck is about. going to the extent to say 'fashionista' is coined for this man is by no means dua kang. whoever thought the army grey admin was cool? who!? NOBODY! nobody until Neck started the trend, decked in full grey admin attire 9/10 times at Al Azhar till strangers actually Go to azhar looking out for this fashionista, hoping to catch a glimpse of his grey suit.

groupie followers of Neck.

there was even news that the fashionista himself was spotted at the cityharvest kopitiam in long-sleeved shirt, sean paul jeans, and adidas shoes. overkill for some, but Neck pulls anything off. but whyy was he dressed like that? beats me, but definitely not because he was meeting some girl earlier for dinner. AND unknown to many, before the birth of Mr Skinnny..Neck! was actually one of the pioneers of the skinnies era. bringing about an immediate impact on the fashion scene in recent years.

the bona fide Mr Skinny.

going the extra mile comes as second nature for this man. some may say he's a buaya, zong se qing you, or what not. BUT THIS MAN! THIS MAN is single-handedly trying to revive chivalry! the gentleman that's lacking in most of us! news of Neck rushing to buy sparklers for the girls upon request, holding the door open in cambodia..little trivial actions that will touch the hearts of these girls. but MORE to that, NO expenses is spared as usual coffee sessions at kopitiams are shifted to THE COFFEE BEAN, and dinner at holland v's DA PAOLO and CRYSTAL JADE..those who don't know him will say "Necckkkk..go out with friends go kopitiam he cha..go out with girls then daaa paooolo" come on guys. bringing back some romance, setting the mood and atmosphere..give him some credit. well done Neck!

daaaa paaaaaoolo.

so, how can such a popular ladies man handle all that attention you might ask? where can he find time to accommodate all the ladies? being the smart 6-pointer he is, he efficiently allocates 2 available resources per date, and brought about the term Temptation Island whereby Neck at the end of the night chooses 1 of them. sources have also been quoted as saying Neck's favourite position as being on his back, where least effort is required by him, and he just lies there..and lies there..and lies there..

common sight on Temptation Island.

so are these mere puffs..all this talk of Neck being a ladies man. a quick check on his friendster revealed a hysterical posting of "hii neck... hiiiii... neckkk.. hi neckkkk.... hi neckkkkkk... hiiii neck...(ha)neckkkkkkkkk. LAUGHS" and "is hanoi hot or...........are you on (D)ru(G)s?:X" looks like the true reason behind global warming is finally revealed. he is way TOO hot to handle! a quick browse through his pictures also showed girls clamouring to be near him and looking contented.

like bees to honey.

contented bliss on hers.

often when we're out on our he cha sessions Neck will be on his phone..smiling to himself, giggling, making many of us curious about the conversation. going against our high ethical and moral standards, we decided to bug his phone on one occasion and recorded the conversation. some minor interferences disrupts the recording, but Neck is still visibly recognisable. World of BigBros hereby share it with you..

any resemblence to a song by Khia is purely coincidental.