Mr Rac.

as the underwater community is made up of a myriad of sea creatures like crabs, dolphines, whales, spongebob, ikan billis, who continuously fight for survival and strive to gain social standings, i feel obliged, as a writer of the ever-increasingly popular WoB to make everyone in the underworld feel loved and recognised for their undying efforts for the greater goal of the Bigbros. that even the lowest form, even an ikan billis will feel that it is worthy. worthy of a place in World of Bigbros. today i shall talk about that ikan billis, Mr Rac..Mr Really A Cok.

Mr Rac is a special and one-of-a-kind member of the underworld. for those of you who know of the stories of my 死党(si dang) Chen Ho Nam, and heard of San Ji's return from taiwan after he hun there for a short stint, Mr Rac's background will come as no surprise. Mr Rac chong xiao already hun on the streets of Hong Kong. he zou bian nu ren jie, tong luo wan, jian sha zui (actually cause he's homeless) and got involved in numerous fights and scuffles (although always at the receiving end of the punches). at the tender age of 15, Mr Rac decided that enough is enough, and he made his way to Singapore to 闯江湖(chuang jiang hu).

Mr Rac has all the qualities of a bigbro. his characteristic traits can be shown in many incidents in his illustrious singapore history:

knowledge:
during a secondary school GP lesson, the topic was world leaders and a question was posed as to who was the current leader of the USA. Mr Rac nonchalantly expressed, "simple what, George Brush lor."humour:

after one of his JC examinations, when his group of friends were comparing results. it was Mr Rac's turn to share. attaining results of C, E, O and wanting to infuse some witty humour with a declaration of him being a CEO, Mr Rac exclaimed, "for me, 我是 C.O.E, 总裁!"

initiative:
at another class during normal class interaction, the teacher asked the class "What is the most technologically-advanced country in Europe?" like a 7 year-old child who just got back from his first lesson in school wanting to share his newly-acquired knowledge, Mr Rac enthusiastically raised his hand and bobbed up and down his chair exclaiming "i know, i know!" -silent anticipation- "Japan!"

competitiveness:

his classmates were goofing around with crushed rough paper, and were trying to throw it into the waste paper bin but were having little success. this was when Mr Rac stepped up, and with an allen iverson crossover, he did a fade-away shot and made his first shot into the bin. beaming with joy and wanting to declare how chicken feed it was, he professed, "haiyaa this is Chicken chop laah!"
inquisitiveness:

at one supper session where he was sharing his wonderful times at ntu sports camp 2007, he was telling us about the antics of this girl, the xiong sporting activities, "wah..i tell you ah after the beach ah, still got 1 eh.. overnight bicycle. overnight bicycle. ay the overnight bicycle call what ah?"

X kor, "..night cycling."

Mr Rac,"Oh ya hor! night cycling! aiya same mah overnight bicycle and night cycling!"

uniqueness:

this was a scene at the recently celebrated birthday of Mr Skinnny, and rather obviously the theme of the night was Monochrome Night. now, initially at first glance nothing seems out of the ordinary, but upon closer examination..
there was Mr Rac! in a green-striped blue shirt! but further investigations revealed that it was actually no fault of Mr Rac, and the fault was traced back to Mr Skinnny. eye witnesses quoted Mr Rac as saying, "aiya, black & white say black & white la.. put what monochrome how i know whats that..."

as we can see Mr Rac really did come here to chuang jiang hu, but is 闯浆糊(glue)，into tons & tons of sticky situations. the above-listed traits are by no means exhaustive, and as many of you should know that, like jokes, hearing all this from him first hand with his one-of-a-kind-effeminate voice and facial expression is indeed, priceless. however, it is important to note that media content is always misunderstood and although it might seem otherwise, we at WoB are actually laughing with him and we actually, do love him a lot. we present to you... Mr Rac.

Mr Rac with Neck, another Bigbro.

but that's another story, for another day..