Rumour has it...

Rumour has it that our Mr Skinny Jeans have gotten himself a secret admire. To satisfy the inquisitiveness of all the friends who care for Mr Skinny jeans, we have decided to put up a reward on any information that may lead us to the discovery of this special girl. As mentioned by the previous post by Hao Kor, a quote from him saying "nan ren bu huai, nu ren bu ai", may not be true for this particular case. Friends of Mr Skinny Jeans (SJ), we all know that he is a good man (hao nan ren) and hence, the reason for this girl to fall for him without even knowing him personally can only be just the superficial "SS"(small and skinny) factor of MR SJ. I deduce that the "SS" factor on him--is probably the pair of F**king skinny jeans. Hopefully this friend of ours can still reproduce even after inflicting such great torture on his gametal-factory. Probably he realized that this is affecting his reproduction ability or "hang time". Therefore, from the latest runway LKC, there is a widespread rumour(2) that Mr SJ has started wearing berms instead. So, will the secret admirer of MR SJ remain faithful even though he changed his outlandish dressing sense (if u include the vest) ?

We will soon find out. Our price reward is a daily supply of free waffles till this semester closes for school in November. (Proudly sponsored by the waffle auntie of canteen 2) - she approached us to offer us the deal, could most probably be a mole sent by Mr SJ organ who is feeling sour resulting in the dysfunction of MR SJ's kidneys. Thus, he having to undergo dialysis every now and then) -- (inside joke, please take it with a pinch of salt).

In my next post, I will present to you the secret admirer of MR SJ and the informant-- your reward will be valid as soon as the mystery is solved and the rumour is deemed true.

This post is done purely out of boredom esp in this warm hostel room. Please do not be offended or take anything seriously.